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9 Portmanteaus Perfect for Regrettable Wedding Toasts
Nine disastrously earnest blends with a sample toast line, the precise beat to drop it for maximum awkward applause, and a 10-word apology to slip into the cake-cutting schedule. Ranked from mildly questionable to historically mortifying based entirely on how long relatives will tell the story at future anniversaries (our only metric).
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